Dreadful infectious week

Since last wednesday, I felt my system going down.
Imagine feeling that your depth of perception is way off
Fever lasting for a week
You get prescribed three different types of anti-biotics because the first two didn't agree with your body, DIDN'T work for you!
You have to inhale steroids because the cough is so dry as if sandpaper was used to rub the back of your throat. The cough is so dry that you do cough blood and start choking as if air is not going down
More sinus infection, ears rings, vision blurs
Bloody phlegm in the mornings, pain in the back of the eyes
Loss of appetite, swollen lymph nodes, pain in the joints
Excruciating abdominal pain and nauseous for days and nothing eliminates it except injections
Ear infection becomes so severe that it ruptures your ear drum
Rapid pulse ruins my opportunity for a nubilisation
Your immunity tiding over you!
To top it off, rediagnosed with severe TMJ.
A self-limiting disease making me a very cranky manic mess!

Just not my week. I already feel like shit getting 5 days sick leave from work. I can't believe it and what's worse, I don't even want to go back. I want to sleep in for another week, I don't want anyone talking to me or hassling me. I can't really talk for that matter, thanks to the ruptured tympanic membrane! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! help.